Senator Marco Rubio's office (don't worry, this is not a political post)

Conservative blogger joking about the temporary office of Senate newcomer Marco Rubio (R-FL), emphasis mine:

Alas, poor Marco! Florida’s Tea Party superstar has been stuck in a temporary office in the basement, behind the cafeteria, on a dead-dead corridor across the hall from the Senate stationery store!

 Ok, maybe being behind the cafeteria and in a dead-end corridor are bad things. But doesn't being across from the stationery store make up for all that?